i.am Rohan Pinto

When Facebook met Orkut

  • Facebook – Hey dude!
  • Orkut – Vadacum my dear friend, vadacum!
  • Facebook – Hey what was that?
  • Orkut – I just shifted base to India. So just trying to Indianize myself!
  • Facebook – Yeah I can smell the curry and chicken tikka tandoori already.
  • Orkut – Hey you know we launched the must awaited Application feature on Orkut recently.
  • Facebook – Huh!
  • Orkut – And we’re constantly adding more features every day.
  • Facebook – Oh! You mean new bugs everyday!
  • Orkut – What do you mean bugs?
  • Facebook – I mean those tiny new things you call ‘features’, you add these things every single day and most of these are just bugs!
  • Orkut – You’re just j….j…..jealous….oh wait…Bad Bad Server! No donuts for you! No No!
  • Facebook – There you go again!
  • Orkut – Alright! I’m fine now! You see I’m still in Beta!
  • Facebook – You’ve lived in beta. You’ll die in beta Orkut!

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